Is it a gif? Is it a jpeg? No one knows.
EVERY TIME I THINK IT’S NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE
IT FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN
READY TO FUCKING R I P M Y S O U L O U T
FUCK THIS SPAWN OF SATAN
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested…
A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying ‘give me all the cashew have’.
when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs
"We Could Have Named The Song After A Part Of The Chorus But Fuck That" by Panic! at the Disco
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs