Living my life as awkwardly free as can be
  • lis-the-tactician:

    My anaconda don’t want none image

    unless you got puns hun

    (via karasunotsubasa)

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  • heckayeah:

    american sex ed

    (Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • manysidesofmyself:


    Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

    and still no Oscar

    (Source: mgustave, via i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i)

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  • 5herlockholme5:



    ha im a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
    Is seven okay?

    you smooth fucker

    (via olitwist)

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  • tonystarks:

    escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

    (via olitwist)

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  • aspio:

    playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again


    (via sherlockholmes)

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  • meggannn:



    how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

    (Source: poyzn, via sherlockholmes)

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  • Adventures of Superman #21

    (Source: reyesrobbies)

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  • aidn:


    how is this news

    McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

    (via chomei)

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  • pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:





    Know your roses guys
    Or you just might fuck up the moment

    and you dont want to do that ._. 

    salmon is for desire

    what am I looking at

    I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

    (Source: hypothetical-happiness, via i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i)

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  • itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:



    This drink I like it. Another!

    I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

    A lot of people could learn from this.

    ^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

    (Source: maxmff, via i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i)

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  • n0t-quite-n0rmal:


    my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

    I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
    we really need more teachers like this 

    (via i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i)

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